Don't Mess with Dimensions

Chapter 1: The 6th Book

Starlight was sitting in Twilight's library, the sunlight coming from the stained glass windows beaming in colours of sage and celery, bouncing off the yellow-and-purple crystal walls, reading Starswirl's books on mass and gravity that Twilight had gave to her to read. Starswirl had like, 6 books on the subject. Starlight had been reading for about aproximately 568.34905 hours and STILL was on the 3rd book. It was SO boring. I thought Twilight said these books were books on dimension travel. But Starlight found herself reading 200 ounces of triganometery. Ounces of triganometery. Yup, Starlight knew she was going insane while reading these. Twilight gave Starlight all the books in this series. All except the 6th book.

Starlight was still reading for about 3 hours after that moment.

You know what? Lets stop reading these books written to drive innocent readers mad and go and ask Twilight where the 6th book is! She then walked across the crystal hallways to the kitchen, where Twilight was cooking some nice noodles while Spike was preparing the grape punch.

"Hmm? Oh! Hey Starlight! I'm preparing the food for the Festival, you know, the Festival celebrating a whole DECADE of the School of Friendship. Do you want to help?" Twilight asked.
Starlight hesitated, How was she gonna fit a way to ask about the 6th book while she have to answer this question?

"O-Oh! Yeah! Sure! Could i do the Mac-&-Cheese?" Starlight answered.

Twilight responded "Oh, sure! After all, not even a phily could mess up Mac-&-Cheese! The cups are over there" She pointed to the corner of the kitchen, Starlight had grazed her eyes upon the largest, most over-the-top pile of Mac-&-Cheese Cups she would ever see. Starlight began work on the Mac-&-Cheese. Okay, so all i have to do is put the Mac-&-Cheese in the microwave! Right? RIGHT. Starlight put the cups in the microwave at max speed, cooking up half of the cups like Twilight asked...

Only... She forgot to put the water in the cups. Twilight saw what she had done and took a deep breath.

"STARLIGHT." Twilight started "HOW ARE YOU SO STUPID." She slammed her hoof. "THAT YOU MESSED UP MAC. AND. CHEESE?!" Twilight clapped her hooves together "You can achieve feats of magic that rival Starswirl. BUT YOU CANT COOK MAC-&-CHEESE without BURNING IT?!" Twilight was more surprised than mad. "You're banned from the microwave." Twilight stated bluntly. Starlight was shocked. After all this studying and feats of magic, she was so stupid she got banned from the MICROWAVE?! Starlight stood there in shock

"Now, how about you be a dear and go to the store and buy more Mac-&-Cheese for the 10-year aniversary of the School of Friendship?" Twilight clenched her teeth, trying not to look like she wanted to explode, which is how she felt. Starlight was about to walk out and off to the store when Discord smashed the window and came into the room.

"I sense a great deal of chaos in this midst," Discord mentioned. He looked over at the pile of burnt Mac-&-Cheese. Then his neck streched so his face was up close to Starlight and looked her in the eye and pointed at her "Was someone such an idiot that they messed up making some Mac-&-Cheese? Did they get banned from the microwave just 6 seconds ago?" Starlight winced and Twilight nodded. Discord then burst laughing while rolling on the floor and placed a Dunce Cap on Starlight's head. Starlight tried to take it off, but Discord put it on with super-glue, so she couldn't take it off.

Discord brought up "Anyways, The Dunce seems to be, oh i don't know, looking for something perhaps?"

"Actually, as annoying as you calling me The Dunce is, one, i'm wearing a Dunce Cap now and two, yes, yes i am looking for something. Do you know where the 6th book on dimension travel is? Written by Starswirl the Bearded?" Starlight responded. Before Discord could reply, Twilight frantically slammed her hoof into Discord's face to stop him from speaking. "Hey what was that for?!" Starlight retorted.

"Starlight, theres a REASON why I didn't give you the 6th book! If you got it then terrible things could happen!" Twilight responded. She then turned to Discord "Discord, don't tell her where it is!"

Saturday 19th October, 2024